Apes-ma Militant Children's Hour

The Apes-ma Militant Children's Hour are a one-man-rock-band from The Ice Palace in the Sky. They exist to confuse and annoy children everywhere. They also exist to rock like a fucking idiot. Ocassionally they will land in a public place and tell stories in between the rock like a fucking idiot part. As the house band from The Ice Castle in the Sky they are compelled to tell the story of Eli The Ice Man.

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